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Christmas at the Gym

from Christmas at the Gym by Matchfixers

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a festive gift from us to you

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Christmas day has never been the same since me and pops pulled crackers and I lost
I couldn't eat the stuffing
I couldn't eat the sauce
now my stocking's stuffed with creatine - do I have to tell you what I want?

festive friends, here's a tip:
don't want no socks, just a membership

Christmas at the gym
c'mon let me in
I don't wanna look like Santa
Christmas at the gym
c'mon let me in
you know it'd be top banter

keep the chicken lean, I gotta get fed
gran doesn't need seconds, she's nearly dead
brother pass the dumbbells, don't make me beg
the Baby Jesus would weep from the gains that I'm going to reap
back me up now Baby Jesus (hallelujah!)

leaving the table to leave your scorn
see you in hell, I'm doing push-ups on the lawn.

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from Christmas at the Gym, released November 28, 2018
JF + GV

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